"Another boo-- Oh! You're thinking about the magazine now, right? Ignore that, that one has nothing to do with it," Evan replied, biting the inside of his cheek. Laughing would be unhelpful now, especially with her so close...

Wow, was she ever close.

"... The book they keep talking about is allegory. The places he goes to... they're not actually real places, you know? And a lot of the allegory is... well, his name is Christian. I mean, it's all rather..."

Um.

"Rather..."

Where was he going with this, again?

"Blatant..."