Oh oh oh that was the cutest thing that Evan had probably ever seen IN HIS WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE and he actually had to wave his hands around a little, because it was slightly more dignified than squeaking.

Slightly.

"I feel better because... If I know you're safe and happy, then you might stay for a while, I guess. I mean, you're safe. Safe is good!"

This was probably going to be difficult to explain.